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Everyone wants to hold the little one and more often than not the baby starts crying. Why not make the moment even more funny with this "I Cry When Stinky People Hold Me" onesie?Read more below on details about why to buy from us, Carter’s and Gerber Onesies®, sizing details, care instructions, production (1-2 business days!) and shipping time, our printing process, and more. Listing is for the onesie only. Other items pictured are for visual aesthetics only. Pictured Onesie is a 3-6m size. Please see the sizing chart below for proper sizing decisions.Need a custom order? Contact us and we’d be happy to help. Custom orders are done at no additional charge.
Reasons To Buy From Kate & Meri
--> Onesies ship in 1-2 business days.
--> Not satisfied? Let us know and we’ll make it right.
--> Printed with love on a world-class direct-to-garment printer our onesies hold up and look good!
--> 5% of all profits go to nonprofits and services to battle postpartum depression and anxiety as well as other mental health services. Moms helping moms!
--> 100% cotton Carter’s or Gerber Onesies®.
--> Custom request? Let us know for no extra charge.
Two Brands To Choose From
We offer two different brands to make sure you get exactly what you want! Details on both our Carter’s and Gerber Onesies® are outlined below. Unless otherwise indicated, all onesies are white with short sleeves.
The Carter’s bodysuit is made with 100% cotton rib fabric for maximum baby comfort and softness that also lends to an excellent print quality and durable onesie for your baby. Onesie features include: expandable shoulder neckline for easy dressing and emergency blowouts and reinforced triple button snap closure for easy changing.
The Carter’s sizing chart is below. Due to the potential of slight shrinkage on first wash and your baby’s growth, we recommend if you are unsure or close to the weight/height thresholds that you ORDER ONE SIZE BIGGER than the size you think you’ll need.
We sell the following sizes:
Newborn - 6-9 Ibs. / 18-21.5 in.
3M - 9 -12.5 lbs. / 21.5-24 in.
6M - 12.5-17 lbs. / 24-27 in.
9M - 17-21 lbs. / 27-28.5 in.
12M - 21-25 lbs. / 28.5-30 in.
18M - 25-28 lbs. / 30-32 in.
24M (2T) - 28-30 lbs / 32-34 in.
To properly care for your Onesie machine wash the onesie inside out with cold water on a delicate cycle. To dry, tumble dry on a low heat or hang to dry. Do NOT use harsh detergents, fabric softener or bleach. Do NOT iron.
The Gerber Onesie® is made with 100% cotton rib fabric for maximum baby comfort and softness that also lends to an excellent print quality and durable onesie for your baby. Onesie features include: expandable lap shoulder neckline for easy dressing and emergency blowouts, double button snap closure for easy changing, and a ribbed leg opening.
Gerber Onesies® tend to run a bit small and can shrink some on the first washing. Your baby will also inevitably grow! Thus, we recommend if you are unsure or close to the weight/height thresholds that you ORDER ONE SIZE BIGGER than the size you think you’ll need.
We sell the following sizes:
Newborn - 5-8 Ibs. / 17-21 in.
0-3 months - 8 -12 lbs. / 21-24 in.
3-6 months - 12-16 lbs. / 24-26 in.
6-9 months - 16-20 lbs. / 26-28 in.
12 months - 20-24 lbs. / 28-30 in.
18 months - 24-28 lbs. / 30-32 in.
24 months (2T) - 28-32 lbs / 32-34 in.
To properly care for your Onesie machine wash the onesie inside out with cold water on a delicate cycle. To dry, tumble dry on a low heat or hang to dry. We recommend that you hang dry your onesie. Do NOT use harsh detergents, fabric softener or bleach. Do NOT iron.
All of our onesies are printed with love on a world-class direct-to-garment printer that offers a far better print quality than vinyl heat transfer. The eco-friendly inks used are kid and pet safe and have been rated with the highest rating for the number of times they can be rewashed before fading occurs. Post-printing we cure the ink with a commercial quality heat press to ensure your printed onesie does not crack. We are 100% confident you’ll love the gorgeous and long-lasting onesie that you will get. Please note, white ink in any design does not print. Rather, any white elements in the design will use the white of the onesie.
-GERBER BRAND ONESIES ® - The term ONESIE® and ONESIES® are registered trademarks of Gerber. Additionally, terms: "ONESIES," "ONESIE," "1Z," "ONZEE" and anything similar are all used in accordance with Gerber Childrenswear's policies. These terms are in reference to the Gerber Childrenswear label and describe genuine Gerber Childrenswear products used by Kate and Meri.
Processing & Shipping Time
With the exception of large orders, which we assume you don't need unless you're buying for an entire neighborhood all at once, we print your custom onesie in 1-2 business days.
Thus, how fast you get your onesie depends on what shipping option you choose during checkout! There are three shipping speeds to choose from during the checkout process. With Priority Mail Express shipping, including printing time, you can have it in as little as 2-3 business days. If you need your onesie fast, please let us know what date you need it by and we’ll let you know how to get it to you.
We use USPS to ship all orders. All orders ship from Salt Lake City, Utah. Rates are calculated by Shopify. Available shipping speeds are outlined below:
USPS First Class Package Services - 2-5 business days
USPS Priority Mail - 1-3 business days
USPS Priority Mail Express - 1-2 business days
What is your returns and refunds policy?
You may return new/unworn, unopened items in the original packaging within 14 days of delivery for a full refund. The cost of return shipping will not be included in your refund.
If your order has a shipping or production issue, please contact us within 14 days and we will make sure you are either refunded or sent a replacement onesie at no additional charge to you.
You should expect to receive your refund within 4-10 business days of us receiving your returned item.. However, in many cases you will receive a refund significantly quicker. This time period includes the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (1 to 3 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (3 to 7 business days).
In cases where a return is desired where there was not a shipping or production error there is some difficulty due to the nature of custom products. Nonetheless, if you aren't 100% happy with your onesie, contact us and we'll work with you to make it right. We want you to be happy and will do everything we can to make that happen!
Please contact us with any questions.
What is your cancellation policy?
If you absolutely need to cancel your order please do so before it ships. Per the previous question, custom orders present some challenges when it comes to cancellations as we print these on demand and do not hold inventory that can be re-sold, especially when we’ve fulfilled it correctly. Nonetheless, contact us and we will do our best to make it right and ensure you are happy!
Gift Wrap / Gifts / Invoice-less Orders
If you’re buying your onesie as a gift please leave a note to us on the Cart page during checkout. This will will ensure that no prices will be shown on any of the package contents. You can also add any other notes to the order using this same field on the cart page.
What happens with a wrong address?
Please ensure you enter your shipping information correctly while checking out. Once delivered to the post office for shipping we are not able to change the shipping address.